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ps: happy birthday, zack-- i mean, FUCKO
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a drunk post AND THIS IS NOT ARJUN MUAHAHAHAHAHA
HIJACKED like woah
'swhat happens when you don't sign out and e'rybody (being me) at the place you just left's gettin' tipsy (being drunk).
MERRY CHRISWHANSAKAH guyz
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"There are many ways to juggle your responsibilities around Halo 2. Multitasking is good. Sleep at work and eat during sex. But kids! Kids can be a real problem. If they're not old enough to know to wait at the base for a gunner to step aboard before driving a Warthog away, they're of no further use to your family. Still, it can be hard to bring ( Read more... ) -
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satan in a shirt (1:00:39 AM): hahaha i remember a time when you couldn't figure out the whole flirting thing when zack and i were explaining on top of town and country ( Read more... ) -
just a reminder
it's time to celebrate BASTILLE DAY!!!
july 14th, 1789
REVOLUTIONalso (thx zack), the sacco/vanzetti case. classified by court tv as one of the Greatest Trials of All Time. and it's court tv. you know they know what they're talking about. on july 14th, 1921, Nicola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti were found guilty of robbery and murder. (this didn ( Read more... ) -
congratulations! you still just got mary grounded!
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i haven't slept all night because i'm trying not to let a single waking moment here in ridgewood go to waste. i'm just savoring the feeling of being here, if that's possible. yesterday night ortiz, mark, zack, susan putnins, katrina, mary, and i went and saw the BEST MOVIE EVER. sorry, i mean SAM RAIMI'S MAGNUM OPUS. woah, actually it's ( Read more... ) -
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oh, for chrissake. i was so drunk yesterday night.
when my mom called me from work this morning, i wasn't hungover.. because i was still drunk. she told me that "when i grow up" she'd tell me some secrets of hers about how she did a lot of stupid things when she was younger. so so so so so drunk, i was ( Read more... ) -
HAHAHA +3 to infamy
jesus had rock star looks. he lived fast and died young ( Read more... )